at the risk of hottaking: I’m reminded of PFT (my favorite comedian)‘s bit where he uses the “applause as voting method“ to determine for once & all which is better ~cake or pie~ but then goes “oh, you pie people- CAKE WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR TO PIE” … & then tells on himself by throwing in a “y’all forgot about *frosting*” and a “just the fact they call it ‘pie FILLING’ tells you the pie needs some help” ¶ this is all just to get around to how I’m constantly telling people “the best waffle recipe is Aretha Frankenstein’s ‘waffles of extreme greatness’ but then you do like a ¼ or a ⅓ of the flour as cornmeal” so clearly I’m a waffle partisán but like what I’m tryna say is, if you cook your jonnikake in a frying pan that’s like textured right and cooks the top and the bottom at the same time you know? Just saying is all.
at the risk of hottaking: I’m reminded of PFT (my favorite comedian)‘s bit where he uses the “applause as voting method“ to determine for once & all which is better ~cake or pie~ but then goes “oh, you pie people- CAKE WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR TO PIE” … & then tells on himself by throwing in a “y’all forgot about *frosting*” and a “just the fact they call it ‘pie FILLING’ tells you the pie needs some help” ¶ this is all just to get around to how I’m constantly telling people “the best waffle recipe is Aretha Frankenstein’s ‘waffles of extreme greatness’ but then you do like a ¼ or a ⅓ of the flour as cornmeal” so clearly I’m a waffle partisán but like what I’m tryna say is, if you cook your jonnikake in a frying pan that’s like textured right and cooks the top and the bottom at the same time you know? Just saying is all.
Time for cake! Thanks for the thoughtful rage & welcome humor. Fuck those tv people!
lol - seriously fuck the tv people! xo
this is a very good read!! <3 love the long takes
thanks China, you're vote of confidence mean a lot to me! ❤️
So good. Also — kept thinking of this, haha:
https://youtu.be/ykELuxlghAQ?si=hgH1zvEXf_Wbpzor
oh my god! I had no idea Jonny Cakes had this pop culture moment, and with a gay plot twist no less!!! this really made my day